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ummm hey it’s me krista thank u to whoever submitted that song to me idk if u wanted me to publish it. Thanks again bye

I can never be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, I was just so drunk.’ Now I have to be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It probably will happen again.’
-John Mulaney on losing the best excuse when he stopped drinking (via chalriepace)
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
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