i'm krista but u can call me trash
poorly-drawn-cartoons:

spange is e t e r n a l

poorly-drawn-cartoons:

spange is e t e r n a l


pulp fiction (1994)

pulp fiction (1994)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

beyoncebeytwice:

everyone on the internet thinks theyre an expert on everything you do not know what you’re talking about please deactivate 

barnacleboyofficial:

Jinkies

barnacleboyofficial:

Jinkies

Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation

cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”